Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong-Nam is said to have been poisoned by two female spies.
Officials fear Kim may be offended.
'This is certainly something of a surprise.'
Aside from the ongoing suppression and murder of a nation.
'Think of it as a form of military training and you’ll love it'
Maybe he fell asleep in a meeting like the other guy.
It marks a 'new reign of terror'.
He's probably scaring the sh*t out of the North Korean Olympians.
He reckons his missiles can reach US targets.