best parenting tweets
"Not my parents getting same-day delivery on a Lite Brite for my kids when I spent two years asking for one in the '90s."
"No parenting books or conversations ever prepared me for what to do when I hear "I was bored so I woke the baby up."
"My teen hasn’t finished cleaning her room but she did prepare a PowerPoint for why she needs her own Instagram account."
"My 6yo doesn't want to go to the park because he's tired of wearing sun scream."
"When my 4yo woke up, she said 'I'm so excited for my party today,' and I have no idea what she's talking about."
"Should I be disturbed by the way my 8-year-old daughter plays doctor? I was her patient today, and she just made me fill out forms the whole time."
"Modern parenting is making sure your kids say 'please' when they ask Alexa to play something"
"I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realised it was cancelled. My 6yo smiled at me, 'Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing.'"
"My wife’s upset at me I’m going to cheer her up and ask 9YO to play hot cross buns on the recorder"
"What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?"