Ed Balls
It wouldn't have been the 'Strictly' final without a bit of 'Gangnam Style', right?
Swipe at Labour MPs who back his rival Gerard Coyne to threaten Corbyn
Ed is unable to make three dates due to prior commitments.
You can't keep a good thing down.
*crosses everything*
He didn't want to make 2016 even worse
Adds Labour has gone 'backwards' on migration
Signals any return to Parliament is far off