"Count my achievements, not the number of years I have lived on this planet."
That's how it's done, people.
Including bold political statements, surprise A-list guests and international scandals.
The Queen of Pop is back where she belongs.
"I always thought that I might become her friend," Graham has admitted.
The fans in question said they "suffered actual harm" as a result of the singer being more than two hours late on stage.
"I love her. I do! I love anyone shorter than me.”
The Queen of Pop enjoyed some time with her loved ones over Christmas while on a break from her current world tour.
"Santa didn't know what he was getting himself into when he said yes to Madonna..."
Madonna was one of three acts reported to have signed up to headline the festival in 2024.