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Includes a tweet about Jamie Vardy being tattooed on someone's bum
Hopefully CaptionBot won't make the same mistakes as Tay.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to ruin your childhood we go.
"If I buy 5 apples at 45p each & 6 oranges at 70p each, how long until the greengrocers is sold off to be turned into luxury flats?"
'We’ll look back in years to come and think that it is lunacy.'