Daytime TV

'There is no end to the carnage wreaked by Storm Katie.. it's blown Jeremy Kyle into the GMB studio.'
Mary from Buckinghamshire? Michel from Bray? Hold on a minute.
This is the sort of thing we expect to see on ‘Pointless’.
The presenters were forced to leave the studio immediately, minutes before going live to the nation.
'See, you don't mind dunking a bit of beef, do you?'
We wonder if he'll make anyone take a lie-detector test?
The internet was tittering like a bunch of schoolchildren.
The presenter held back tears as she spoke to the Buncrana Pier tragedy hero.
And it was all thanks to a Scottish accent. Seriously.