Joe Lycett
Comedian later included home secretary Priti Patel in a message saying it was "just a bit of banter".
Oh Joe, please don’t ever change.
"I particularly enjoyed putting the words 'giant donkey d***' into a message to a police detective."
Probably not something peers were expecting to hear.
The comic also shared a series of pictures from his night out at Hollywood's biggest bash.
"I suppose like thousands of others with their own stories, I’m angry."
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"Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this," he joked.
The new presenter will be a familiar face to fans of the Sewing Bee.
He staged the stunt to draw attention to an environmental issue close to his heart.
"The world – or at least the world of chilled yoghurt drinks – has been changed for the better."