One third of those surveyed were 'not definite about their HIV status'.
'My parents are prime examples of people that can change their opinion.'
After years of privately fawning over Mr Burns, Smithers has finally revealed his feelings.
Against this background of Mothering Sunday hysteria, it's understandable that over the years various teachers, play school helpers and creche supervisors approach the inevitable 'for whom should we make the card' conversation with us with visible dread.