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"Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open."
"Not my parents getting same-day delivery on a Lite Brite for my kids when I spent two years asking for one in the '90s."
In response, Labour tweeted: "Says the man fined for breaking the law twice."
Obviously, Labour used the opportunity to show off their own savvy tech skills.
The statement showed that Trump is definitely cross at the verdict but doesn't understand the meaning of the word "crucify."
“My mum was upset but my grandmother told her to sit down and shut up.”
"I genuinely don't know how she manages to do it. It's extraordinary."