uk twitter

"1st kid: Has 21 pictures of baby blinking. 2nd kid: Has one blurry picture of graduation day."
"My toddler was eating a crayon so she got her daily serving of greens today, blues too."
The prime minister has been rebuked three times already in 2024.
"Mom egot-ed today (commented on my weight, job, relationship and finances)."
"My daughter said the holes in my jeans make me look scruffy and I’m confused because I don’t remember giving birth to my mother"
“Call me Julia Roberts cause I’M RUNNING,” a social media user said of the groom’s infantile behaviour in the viral video.
"With liberal usage of the N-word and homophobic slurs, they said that I, along with my family, should be hanged for treason."