"For Valentine’s Day, I just want my husband to find whatever it is that he’s looking for without my help."
No, *you're* immature.
Your brain is more powerful than you realise when it comes to getting off.
It's an alternative to Valentine's Day – one that won't make any kids feel left out or unwanted.
Sorry, now you have to worry about this every February.
Marks & Spencer's heart-shaped banger is back – with a new smaller version too. Because "love come in all shapes and sizes".
Here’s the story of how Valentine’s Day came into being. Like every good romance story, it ends in tragedy for the hero, but Saint Valentine’s demise led to one of the world’s biggest holidays that Britons spend some £650 million a year on.
Romantic love is great, but we all know who the real love stories of our lives are.
It can feel pretty awkward, but finding a gift that doesn’t scream ‘I'm super keen’ doesn’t have to be impossible.