I send Simon Price a message to verify if he identifies as straight; he does, but adds that he is "culturally queer." That'll do. He says I'm "Wide of the mark" to call Hilary Mantel's remarks bitchy. Why? "Because it demeans the valid points she made and implies that her remarks were made with personal malice, when her beef wasn't personal."
If you think Magic Mike is a movie filled with buff bodies, pelvic thrusts and uber-tight, baby-oil proof tearaway clothing than you would be... right. But don't let the ridiculously toned, sculpted; glistening muscles of Hollywood's hottest hunks distract you (completely) from the entertaining yet moving story centred on the world of male stripping.