Australia Defeat England To Regain Ashes In Perth (PICTURES)

They've Urn'ed It - Australia Regain The Ashes From Spineless England
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: The Australian team celebrates victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
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England surrendered the Ashes before Christmas with a third successive landslide defeat in Perth.

Achievements are usually followed by batterings in the Test fold for England, and the summer's 3-0 defeat of Australia proved to be no exception.

Ben Stokes' maiden Test century was the cornerstone of the tourists' belated defiance on a Perth pitch full of crazy-paving cracks, but they were still bowled out for 353 early on the final afternoon as Australia regained the urn with a 150-run win and unassailable 3-0 lead.

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The beer flows in the Australian dressing room at the WACA

In notional pursuit of a world-record 504 to win, or in the hope of eking out England's second innings for more than five sessions in all, Stokes deserved significant credit for delaying the inevitable for so long.

His skill and determination, in only his second Test, were justly rewarded with a memorable and chanceless century.

It was also England's first of a series in which they have fallen badly short against hosts hell-bent on revenge after three successive Ashes defeats.

Australia regain Ashes
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(01 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: David Warner of Australia celebrates victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(02 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Former Australian Captain Mark Taylor interviews the Australian Team as they celebrate victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(03 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Chris Rogers of Australia celebrates after taking a catch to dismiss Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(04 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: David Warner of Australia celebrates victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(05 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: The Australian team pours beer on Gavin Dovey, Australian Team Manager, during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(06 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Chris Rogers of Australia celebrates after taking a catch to dismiss Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(07 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Brad Haddin of Australia celebrates with Darren Lehmann, coach of Australia, during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(08 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: David Warner of Australia is surrounded by photographers during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(09 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Brad Haddin of Australia tips drink on Darren Lehmann, coach of Australia, during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(10 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Chris Rogers of Australia is congratulated by team mates after taking a catch to dismiss Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(11 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Chris Rogers of Australia is congratulated by team mates after taking a catch to dismiss Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Mitchell Johnson of Australia celebrates after taking the wicket of Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(13 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Mitchell Johnson of Australia celebrates after taking the wicket of Tim Bresnan of England during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(14 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Ryan Harris of Australia pours beer on Mitchell Johnson of Australia as the Australian team celebrate in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(15 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Steve Smith and Michael Clarke of Australia speak at a press conference after defeating England and claiming a 3-0 series win on day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Will Russell/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(16 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Australian players celebrate dismissing James Anderson of England to claim a 3-0 series win on day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at the WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(17 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: Australian coach Darren Lehmann shares a joke with David Warner of Australia after winning the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Gareth Copley/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(18 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: The Australian team celebrates victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
Australia v England - Third Test: Day 5(19 of20)
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PERTH, AUSTRALIA - DECEMBER 17: The Australian team celebrates victory in the change rooms during day five of the Third Ashes Test Match between Australia and England at WACA on December 17, 2013 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)
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The Australian team celebrates after defeating England to win the Ashes on the final day of the third Ashes cricket Test match against England in Perth on December 17, 2013. IMAGE RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE - STRICTLY NO COMMERCIAL USE AFP PHOTO / GREG WOOD (Photo credit should read GREG WOOD/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:Getty Images)

Alastair Cook's tourists travelled down under perhaps in expectation rather than mere hope of beating their oldest adversaries again.

Instead, they have been outplayed throughout - and it was down almost single-handedly to 22-year-old Stokes that even a modicum of pride was salvaged here.

It has taken only 14 days of cricket, in fact, for Australia to win the Ashes for the first time since their 5-0 whitewash of Andrew Flintoff's team six winters ago.

England's only remaining business down under this time is to avoid a repeat of that ignominy, by somehow battling back in Melbourne on Boxing Day and Sydney in the new year.