Lionel Messi's New Haircut Makes Him Look Like Kim Jong-Un

Lionel Jong-Un? Messi Opts For The Dictator Look
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Barcelona's Argentinian forward Lionel Messi takes part in a training session at the Sports Center FC Barcelona Joan Gamper in Sant Joan Despi, near Barcelona on August 5, 2014. AFP PHOTO/ JOSEP LAGO (Photo credit should read JOSEP LAGO/AFP/Getty Images)
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Lionel Messi should just stick to the football. The grungy hair has long since been chopped away but Messi's restyling has lurched from one disaster to another and the latest is his new haircut.

Just look at the state of him, looking like Kim Jong-un (credit to Who Ate All the Pies for that one).

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Be it haircuts, tuxedos or tattoos, Messi can't get it right in the style stakes.

18 Pictures of Lionel Messi looking crestfallen
(01 of18)
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Germany's midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger (L) embraces Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi during extra-time in the final football match between Germany and Argentina for the FIFA World Cup at The Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / ADRIAN DENNIS (Photo credit should read ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ADRIAN DENNIS via Getty Images)
(02 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi goes to get his runner-up medal after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. Germany won the match 1-0 (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(03 of18)
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Germany's goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, left, winner of the Golden Glove award for best goalkeeper, stands with Argentina's Lionel Messi, right, winner of the Golden Ball award as the tournament's top player, after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. Germany won the match 1-0. (AP Photo/Martin Meissner) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(04 of18)
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Germany's goalkeeper Manuel Neuer, left, winner of the Golden Glove award for best goalkeeper, shakes hands with Argentina's Lionel Messi, winner of the Golden Ball award as the tournament's top player, after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. Germany won the match 1-0. (AP Photo/Martin Meissner) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(05 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi scratches his head as he goes up to get his runners-up medal after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. Germany won the match 1-0 (AP Photo/Martin Meissner) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(06 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi looks down as he goes up to get his runner-up medal after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. Germany won the match 1-0. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(07 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi reacts after Germany's Mario Goetze scored the opening goal during the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. (AP Photo/Martin Meissner) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(08 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi walks away after receiving the Golden Ball trophy following Germany's 1-0 victory over Argentina after the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. (AP Photo/Felipe Dana) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(09 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi reacts after his team lost the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on July 13, 2014, after forward Germany's Mario Goetze scored during extra time. AFP PHOTO / PEDRO UGARTE (Photo credit should read PEDRO UGARTE/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:PEDRO UGARTE via Getty Images)
(10 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi reacts after defeat in extra-time in the final football match between Germany and Argentina for the FIFA World Cup at The Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / CHRISTOPHE SIMON (Photo credit should read CHRISTOPHE SIMON/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:CHRISTOPHE SIMON via Getty Images)
(11 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi (C) reacts after losing the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina 1-0 following extra-time at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / PEDRO UGARTE (Photo credit should read PEDRO UGARTE/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:PEDRO UGARTE via Getty Images)
(12 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi (R) and Argentina's coach Alejandro Sabella (C) react after losing the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina 1-0 following extra-time at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / FABRICE COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:FABRICE COFFRINI via Getty Images)
(13 of18)
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Argentina's Lionel Messi reacts during the World Cup final soccer match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Sunday, July 13, 2014. (AP Photo/Victor R. Caivano) (credit:ASSOCIATED PRESS)
(14 of18)
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RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - JULY 13: Lionel Messi of Argentina takes his medal off after being defeated by Germany 1-0 during the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Final match between Germany and Argentina at Maracana on July 13, 2014 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images) (credit:Laurence Griffiths via Getty Images)
(15 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi (R) hugs Argentina's midfielder Angel Di Maria (L) after his team lost the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on July 13, 2014, after forward Germany's Mario Goetze scored during extra time. AFP PHOTO / ODD ANDERSEN (Photo credit should read ODD ANDERSEN/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ODD ANDERSEN via Getty Images)
(16 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi reacts after his team lost the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on July 13, 2014, after forward Germany's Mario Goetze scored during extra time. AFP PHOTO / PEDRO UGARTE (Photo credit should read PEDRO UGARTE/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:PEDRO UGARTE via Getty Images)
(17 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi reacts after losing the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina 1-0 following extra-time at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / FABRICE COFFRINI (Photo credit should read FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:FABRICE COFFRINI via Getty Images)
(18 of18)
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Argentina's forward and captain Lionel Messi reacts after losing the 2014 FIFA World Cup final football match between Germany and Argentina 1-0 following extra-time at the Maracana Stadium in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on July 13, 2014. AFP PHOTO / ADRIAN DENNIS (Photo credit should read ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ADRIAN DENNIS via Getty Images)