Donald Trump
Ex-Ukip leader going to US convention to hear what Donald Trump has to say.
'Jail is no place for him. He needs help, but not prison.'
"They voted Remain, and they hate your guts, you ludicrous tangerine ballbag."
"If he had simply breathed into the microphone, the same amount of information would've been conveyed."
We'll have to wait and see if any of them take him up on his offer.
'It wouldn't bother me.'
'Scotland voted Remain, you weapons-grade plum.'
Lots of worried Brits are planning a move to the land of maple syrup and ice hockey.
This is YUUUUUGE.