elf on the shelf
"Thought we were in the clear until my kid came home from school and said the 5 scariest words you can hear in December, 'Can we get an elf?'"
From frying eggs to watching the World Cup, elf is back and ready to riot.
Leaving you more time to have a nice glass of mulled wine.
This month has felt like a year, but keep your elf energised till Christmas Eve.
Don't give up just yet, parents. Try a few of these for a little elf preservation.
It's over... very nearly.
You've made it into the third week. Well done, mums and dads.
This is not the year we need to stress about remembering to move a "magic" stuffed doll every night.