funny tweets

Hopefully CaptionBot won't make the same mistakes as Tay.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to ruin your childhood we go.
"If I buy 5 apples at 45p each & 6 oranges at 70p each, how long until the greengrocers is sold off to be turned into luxury flats?"
'Indiana Jones and That Time His Computer Wouldn't Start So He Called His Grandson'