funny tweets
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'Not enough space today ‘cos of Rita Ora’s legs'
Can you remove Jeremy's jellied spine or deaf ears?
It's always Gin O' Clock somewhere.
7-11 was a part-time job.
Twitter tries to bust the injunction.
Hopefully CaptionBot won't make the same mistakes as Tay.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to ruin your childhood we go.
Don't mess with Zenit.
"If I buy 5 apples at 45p each & 6 oranges at 70p each, how long until the greengrocers is sold off to be turned into luxury flats?"