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The Pointless singer apparently only had one thing on his mind as he shared Graham Norton's sofa with Jamie Dornan.
The Bake Off champion was "really out of it" after having her wisdom teeth removed – but still had a nice message for her husband.
"I couldn’t be more excited than if I was a maggot about to crawl into Matt Hancock’s ear.”
JK Rowling was quick to respond to Graham's remarks, despite him not having mentioned her by name.
“It must be very hard to be a man of a certain age who’s been able to say whatever he likes for years, and now suddenly there’s some accountability.”
"It was written on the back of the card the whole time."
"I could see my pee trickling down and over the edge into the stalls."
Eurovision is headed to the UK for the first time in 25 years, after organisers decided it could not take place in Ukraine.
"They did nothing wrong... But foolish of them to not think that people would be annoyed.”