Phillip Schofield
'The style of questioning was aggressive and disrespectful to the viewer.'
'I'm going to cry my eyelashes off!'
Wet sausages, vibrator chat and - of course - 'dunking a bit of beef'.
'I was on the way home and I got a text...'
'This has gone up, hasn't it?'
The star couldn't resist exposing her co-host's secret during a fashion segment.
It was a particularly explosive edition of the ITV daytime show.
She had worked with the presenter's wife on one of her shows.
Though for once, it wasn't Holly Willoughby doing the crying.
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain...