Boris Johnson
'You're doing a pointless stunt!'
Another for the list of clangers.
He tried his best to stay serious...
Jokes that he already has a nice house in the West Country
Syria bombings 'unquestionably a war crime.'
12 times migration promises didn't deliver.
'Hypocrisy in action.'
'I am certainly the proud possessor of a beautiful, very well-functioning Turkish washing machine.'
'Unleashed a new hell on Aleppo.'
'Not on the agenda'