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David Cameron's Vanity Photographer Would Never Have Let These Happen (PICTURES)

19 Reasons Why David Cameron Needs A Vanity Photographer
Chris York
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Conservative leader David Cameron joins McGhee's employee Gordon McGhee (right) on the Glasgow North East by-election campaign trail at McGhee & Sons bakery in Glasgow.
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David Cameron has been heavily criticised lately for seconding an MoD photographer to take pictures of the PM and all his chums.

All this just two years after he was forced to get rid of his own personal £35,000 cameraman after a public outcry over the expense at a time of austerity.

Labour have said it's a disgrace Cameron should be allowed an MoD vanity photographer at a time when thousands of personnel are being made redundant.

Perhaps, but there is certainly an argument to be made that Cameron is desperately in need of one.

Just look at the evidence...

David Cameron's Vanity Photographer
He would never have taken...(01 of19)
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... a picture showing Cameron's distaste for public school educated cabinet ministers is matched only by his distaste of tennis balls.
He would never have taken...(02 of19)
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... a picture showing Dave and Boris discussing Clegg's share of the government's decision-making process.
He would never have taken...(03 of19)
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... a picture showing what happened when an errant aide asked him to "score him some rock".
He would never have taken...(04 of19)
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... a picture showing Cameron in the House of Cummons.
He would never have taken...(05 of19)
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... a photo of the moment Cameron realised despite both being made of cold, hard stone, one was in fact alive.
He would never have taken...(06 of19)
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... a photo of Cameron and José Barroso discussing Carla Bruni's figure.
He never would have taken...(07 of19)
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... a picture showing the after effects of a particularly hardcore 48 hour 'Call of Duty' marathon.
He never would have taken...(08 of19)
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... a picture all the times Cameron has simply forgotten just what the hell is going on, like here...
(09 of19)
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... and here.
(10 of19)
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... and here.
(11 of19)
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... and here.
(12 of19)
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... and here.
He never would have taken...(13 of19)
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... this picture when somebody ruined the end of 'The Sopranos'.
He would never have taken...(14 of19)
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... a photo of the moment a poor unsuspecting civilian caught a whiff of the ministerial flatulence Cameron had just released, clearly after having thought long and hard about it.
He would never have taken...(15 of19)
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... this photo of Cameron catching some ministerial flatulent backdraft.
He never would have taken...(16 of19)
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... this picture of Cameron after a couple of sherries.
He never would have taken...(17 of19)
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... this picture of a man tricking Cameron to stand where his invisible javelin is aimed.
He never would have taken...(18 of19)
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... this picture of Cameron looking lustfully into the distance in a room covered with images of young women.
He never would have taken...(19 of19)
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... this picture of Cameron beating himself up over misunderstanding what LOL stands for.
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