Grow Up(01 of17)
Open Image ModalDue to being the youngest of two brothers, Ed was always used to getting his way and being served while still looking like he's been hard-done by.
Hi-Fiving Old Men Is Not Cool(02 of17)
Open Image ModalStick with a handshake and possibly a boiled sweet.
Staring Contests(03 of17)
Open Image ModalDon't try and out-stare a soldier you will lose and then you will die.
Forget About The Marrow(04 of17)
Open Image ModalDuring his teenage years Miliband grew a massive marrow which he entered into a local competition. Unfortunately it was destroyed in a shocking Daily Mail reporter-related incident but Miliband often slips into a regressive state to relive its giant glory.
Make Sure You Eat Breakfast(05 of17)
Open Image ModalThe last thing you need is people offering it to you on the streets.
(06 of17)
Open Image ModalThis is that 'being served first' thing again.
Thumbs Up(07 of17)
Open Image ModalJust. No.
This Combination Is Not OK(08 of17)
Open Image ModalSeparately, this hand gesture or this mouth movement would be fine. Together, however, they give the impression of someone making a move on a small but pert orangutan.
The Ken Livingstone Reaction Needs Work(09 of17)
Open Image ModalAlthough to be fair, most people look like this around Ken.
The Smoulder Needs To Go(10 of17)
Open Image ModalDo you want to debate him or sleep with him?
Walk Everywhere(11 of17)
Open Image ModalLest this sight befalls the voters.
Calm That Bottom Lip(12 of17)
Open Image ModalIt's a little known fact that in a former life, Miliband's lower lip was in fact the Lone Ranger's lasso.
The Lip Again(13 of17)
Open Image ModalHmm...
Horse Is Not A Good Look(14 of17)
Open Image ModalThere is no reason any human, anywhere at any time should make that expression. (credit:PA)
The Biggest Challenge Of All(15 of17)
Open Image ModalThis is the biggy - much like the public, Ed just can't get enthusiastic about Labour...
And If All Else Fails...(16 of17)
Open Image Modal (credit:PA)
Just Stand Next To Gove(17 of17)
Open Image Modal (credit:PA)