Boris Johnson Takes Down Nicola Sturgeon's SNP With 11 Unbelievably Apocalyptic Claims

Boris Johnson Takes Down Nicola Sturgeon's SNP With 11 Unbelievably Apocalyptic Claims
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Unless you've been living under a rock for the last couple of weeks you'll have three letters rattling around your brain today. S, N and P.

As the Conservative Party's general election campaign stutters into the final few weeks, they've decided to deploy the big gun to do some damage. That big gun is Boris.

In Monday's Daily Telegraph the London Mayor has dedicated his wonderfully colourful column to a remarkable take down of the SNP. The last thing the Tories want to happen is for Nicola Sturgeon's party to hold any cards in a coalition with the Labour party.

She might well be the most powerful female politician since Maggie, but here's 11 ways Boris has torn SNP to bits.

Boris Johnson on SNP
'They want to end Britain, to decapitate Britannia'(01 of11)
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Boris paints a emotive image (credit:PA)
'You wouldn't get Herod to run a baby farm.'(02 of11)
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Must have missed the one child policy in their manifesto... (credit:PA)
'Totally nuts.'(03 of11)
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Today the Huff Post UK launches the second part of its Beyond the Ballot election coverage. This week we've examined the way politicians have sidelined the debate around mental health. Describing a decision as 'totally nuts' is probably not the best way to come at the issue. (credit:PA)
'The SNP are Lefties on steroids.'(04 of11)
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Stronger? (credit:PA)
'A silent chuckle among those who do not wish us quite so well.'(05 of11)
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Quite who these people are he doesn't say... (credit:PA)
'Abandon any attempt to get deficit under control.'(06 of11)
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Also known as an 'alternative to austerity'... (credit:PA)
'Sending future prime ministers naked into the conference chamber.'(07 of11)
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One way to liven up PMQs... (credit:PA)
'Junk all attempts to reform the welfare state.'(08 of11)
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Bit of a sweeping statement... (credit:PA)
'The seem to dislike anything to do with America'(09 of11)
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The TTIP is hardly popular. (credit:PA)
'There will be another terrible crash, just as there was in 2008/9'(10 of11)
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Wasn't that the bankers? (credit:PA)
'The worst outcome for the UK is also the best'(11 of11)
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#BorisLogic (credit:PA)