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Royal Baby Gift Ideas For David Cameron When Kate Middleton Gives Birth

What Could Cameron Buy The Royal Baby?
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ROYAL BABY NEWS LIVE STREAM– UPDATES ABOUT KATE MIDDLETON BIRTH

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge is expected to be in labour for around 12 hours.

That gives David Cameron plenty of time to think of a suitable baby gift.

But in case he's having trouble, here are a few suggestions...

Royal Baby Gift Ideas
20 Benson And Hedges(01 of07)
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Complete with full shiny logo because, y'know, smoking is practically good for kids. (credit:Alamy)
iPad With Angry Birds(02 of07)
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Cameron's second favourite way to relax after hosting lobbying soirees in his flat (possibly) is to play a good game of Angry Birds, something he is sure to want to share with the Royal Baby.As an additional bonus it will be completely impervious to the perils of violent pornography. (credit:Alamy)
A Copy Of The Sun(03 of07)
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This is a quick and easy way to let the Royal Baby know which parts of the female form the government thinks it's acceptable to flaunt/ogle. (credit:Alamy)
A House(04 of07)
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Property prices are rocketing up so fast that not even royalty will be able to afford their own humble abode in the future. (credit:Alamy)
Membership To The Bullingdon Club(05 of07)
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If it's a girl, what better way for the PM to promote gender equality than by inviting her into the folds of high society's most notorious boys-only clubs.And if it's a boy what better way to give a misogynist sheen of respectability to high society's most notorious boys-only clubs. (credit:Alamy)
Hair Dye(06 of07)
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Just in case it's ginger, Cameron can help cover up what would be the biggest royal scandal of all time. (credit:Alamy)
EDL Membership(07 of07)
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No, not that EDL, Because
everybody
loves disco... (credit:Alamy)
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