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Ukip Councillor Samuel Fletcher Facebook Thread Covers Immigration, Gays, Mushrooms And Affairs

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We know it's still early days but brace yourself for the most insane thing you've read in 2014.

This is Samuel Fletcher.

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He's a Ukip councillor in the Bracken Bank and Ingrow Ward in Keighley.

Samuel would like to give you a little insight into his mind...

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In a debate started on the topic of immigration...(01 of17)
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Samuel's mind drifted to more 'pressing' matters... (02 of17)
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... that he didn't want to dwell on...(03 of17)
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But he had his reasons... (04 of17)
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He may have been hurt by a mushroom-wielding person in the past...(05 of17)
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He is a profound and medically informed horticulturalist...(06 of17)
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Maybe he just forgot he was connected to the internet here...(07 of17)
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YAY! The penny drops... (08 of17)
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And he's forgotten again...(09 of17)
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And forgotten again...(10 of17)
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You have such a way with words Samuel...(11 of17)
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Presumably mushrooms can't grow in salty earth...(12 of17)
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Does that mean too big or too small... (13 of17)
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Nor us Samuel, nor us...(14 of17)
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The thing is Samuel... (15 of17)
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Voters will see this and what Nigel thinks is fairly moot..(16 of17)
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Oh, he also knows a joke...(17 of17)
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(h-t @MissLWade and #thingselliottsays.

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