Budget 2015: George Osborne Throws Kitchen Sink At Ed Miliband With Pre-Election Budget Jokes

Osborne Throws Kitchen Sink At Miliband With Pre-Election Budget Jokes
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Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne delivers his Budget statement to the House of Commons, London.
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George Osborne used his last Budget of the parliament as a platform to target Ed Miliband personally, including jokes about the Labour leader's kitchens, brother and mother.

Central to the Conservative re-election campaign is an assessment of Miliband's unpopularity with voters. With that in mind, the chancellor decided to step-up the attacks.

In his response to the Budget, Miliband noted the personal attacks on him from Osborne. "Let me just tell him, we are not going to take lessons on fairness from the trust fund chancellor and the Bullingdon Club prime minister," he said.

Announcing further investment in technology, Osborne mentioned the Internet of Things. Explaining the idea, he said: "Should, to use a completely ridiculous example, someone have two kitchens, they'll be able to control two fridges from the same mobile phone." The joke followed at least three gags from David Cameron during prime minister's question time about Miliband's kitchens.

Last year the chancellor used an announcement of funding to celebrate the anniversary of the Magna Carta to poke fun at Miliband for beating his brother David in the Labour leadership contest. This year he made a similar joke via the battle of Agincourt.

"We could not let the 600th anniversary of Agincourt pass without commemoration," he said. "Now the Battle of Agincourt is of course celebrated by Shakespeare as a victory secured by a band of brothers, which is sadly not an opine available to the party opposite." He added: "But it is, Mr Deputy Speaker, of course when a strong leader defeated an ill-judged alliance between the champion of a united Europe and a renegade force of Scottish nationalists".

The joke did not go down well the shadow cabinet minister Angela Eagle, who tweeted: "The chancellor just spent £1 million on a naff contrived 'joke'."

Osborne used the Budget to announce a review of deeds of variation - a method of changing a will after someone has died. Amid a row over tax avoidance, the Conservative Party deflected attention by accusing Ed Miliband of avoiding tax by benefiting from a deed of variation to his father will made by his mother. The Labour leader has denied he benefited and accused Cameron of trying to "smear mud".

Today, Osborne said to Tory laughter: "I can also tell the House that we will conduct a review on the avoidance of inheritance tax through the use of deeds of variation. It will report by the autumn." He added: "We look to forward to drawing on the views of the leader of the Opposition."

Miliband, responding to the Budget speech, said there had never been such a large gap between the Chancellor's rhetoric and the reality of people's lives.

He condemned Osborne for failing to mention investment in the NHS or public services. He told MPs: "This is a Budget people won't believe from a government that is not on their side - because of their record, because of their instinct, because of their plans for the future."

Budget 2015: The Main Points
An end to austerity! Eventually.(01 of10)
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The squeeze on public spending is to end a year earlier than planned, so that in 2019/20, spending will grows in line with the growth of the economy - bringing state spending as a share of national income to the same level as in 2000. (credit:goir via Getty Images)
A penny off a pint (again)(02 of10)
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Beer duty will be cut for the third year in a row and wine duty will be frozen. (credit:nitrub via Getty Images)
Millions to get a tiny tax cut(03 of10)
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Personal tax allowance will go up to £10,800, from £10,600, next year and £11,000 the year after. Osborne says this is a tax cut for 27 million people. The 40p income tax threshold will be upped to £43,300 in 2017-8, up from £42,385. (credit:maybefalse via Getty Images)
ISA, ISA baby(04 of10)
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There will be help for first time property buyers and savers with subsidised ISAs to help get people on the property ladder and the first £1,000 of interest will be tax-free.
The annual savings limit for ISA ill be increased to £15,240 and a fully flexible ISA will be created. New Help to Buy ISA for first-time buyers that allows the government to top-up by £50 every £200 saved for a deposit.
From April, next year, a new personal savings allowance will mean first £1,000 of interest on savings will be tax-free.
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The end of the annual tax return (Yes, we knew that already)(05 of10)
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We already knew this but the Chancellor announced the abolition of the annual tax return. "People should be working for themselves, not the taxman," he says. (credit:PA/PA Wire)
The worst will pay more to the best(06 of10)
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Another £75 million will be taken from Libor fines, paid by misbehaving banks, and given to charities for military regiments that fought in Afghanistan. The government will also pay towards a permanent memorial to those who died in the wars Afghanistan and Iraq and help to renovate the Battle of Britain memorials. (credit:Ben Birchall/PA Wire)
More tax from people with big pensions(07 of10)
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The pension pot lifetime allowance - the amount you can receive in pension payments without incurring an extra tax charge - will be reduced from £1.25m to £1m from next year, which is expected to save £600 million a year. (credit:Rosemary Calvert via Getty Images)
Praise the Lord! More money for church roof repair(08 of10)
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In The Autumn Statement, Osborne announced a £15 million fund for repairing church roofs. But it's so oversubscribed, it's going to be trebled. (credit:Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP)
The 'Google Tax'(09 of10)
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Osborne confirmed a tax on "diverted profits" will into effect in April. It will apply on multinational firms that make money in the UK but move profits offshore.
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Inheritence tax avoidance probe(10 of10)
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Osborne announced that a review of avoidance of inheritance tax through "deeds of variation" would be conducted and report back in Autumn. Deeds of variation allow changes to be made to a person's will within two years of their death, provided all the beneficiaries agree.
It follows accusations Ed Miliband and his brother David avoided tax this way after the death of their father.
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