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The World Cup is upon us once again. And if you want to celebrate it in style - ie like an Englishman - then simply follow these simple dos and don'ts...
How to celebrate the World Cup like an Englishman
DO collect Panini stickers, even though you're a grown man(01 of18)
DO paint your face red and white, even though you're a grown man(02 of18)
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DON'T eat indoors. You must have a barbecue. Every evening. Throughout the entire tournament.(03 of18)
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DO throw a sickie if there's a really good afternoon game on (04 of18)
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DO throw a sickie if you stayed up late watching a game the night before(05 of18)
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DO buy loads of World Cup tat from supermarkets(06 of18)
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DON'T mention penalties(07 of18)
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DO sing 'Three Lions' at every opportunity(08 of18)
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DO take part in an office sweepstake(09 of18)
DO have mixed feelings if you get England in the office sweepstake(10 of18)
DON'T be afraid to make your house look like this(11 of18)
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DO put your hands on your head when watching in a group(12 of18)
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DON'T leave the country(13 of18)
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But if you have to, DO make sure you go somewhere where they show the World Cup in bars(14 of18)
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DO mention the war(15 of18)
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DO mention 1966(16 of18)
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DO enjoy every bloody brilliant minute of it(17 of18)
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DON'T get your hopes up(18 of18)
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