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Open Image ModalEveryone was on tenterhooks. The Duchess had never poured her own cup of tea before.
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Open Image ModalStill, at least her husband found it funny.
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Open Image ModalIt's a little-known fact that the German election is decided by arm-wrestling.
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Open Image ModalSupping his tenth pint, the Prime Minister suddenly remembered: he hadn't seen his daughter since 5pm the day before.
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Open Image ModalElton John. Three words: still got it.
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Open Image ModalJulia Roberts suddenly spots Elton John.
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Open Image ModalTypical. You wait ages for one contortionist....
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Open Image ModalPrince Harry was getting increasingly exasperated. When would Playboy stop calling him and forget about those Vegas snaps?
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Open Image Modal"It definitely has your eyes, Monsieur Hollande. And charisma levels."
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Open Image ModalDon't worry, this pair are actually pals. No, really. They also fight countryside crime. Possibly.
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Open Image ModalCara Delevingne - never knowingly not pulling a face.
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Open Image ModalFinally, the style police had caught up with Boris.
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Open Image ModalAnswering questions about his weight loss was getting too much for poor old Colin Firth. Even Reese was after his top tips.
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Open Image Modal2. The world's smallest dog... (credit:Guinness World Records)
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Open Image Modal3. The world's largest drumkit... (credit:Guinness World Records)
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Open Image ModalAnd 4. the world's stupidest new hairstyle. No, wait. That's not right.
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Open Image ModalIf you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise... The Queen.
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Open Image ModalLady Gaga arrives for New York Fashion Wig. Sorry: Week.
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Open Image ModalAung San Suu Kyi suddenly realises she's been caught listening to One Direction. RUMBLED!
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Open Image ModalNick Clegg goes to desperate lengths to have a light bulb moment, including using a real light bulb.
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Open Image ModalDeformed face, or award-winning carrot? We're not telling!
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Open Image ModalNope. No idea who this fella is.
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Open Image ModalFrancois Hollande demonstrates his new favourite sport - gravel-skating. We're not sure it will catch on.
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Open Image Modal"Sorry, Chuck, but we don't think they're going to fit you."
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Open Image ModalMiranda Kerr suddenly remembers that she's left the iron on.
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Open Image ModalObama was getting a little sick of Angela Merkel's constant goosing.
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Open Image ModalEd resolutely refused to acknowledge the great big arrow telling him to move to the left.
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Open Image ModalWhen mascots go bad.
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Open Image ModalRita Ora tries to 'do a Miley'.
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Open Image ModalWe know what you're thinking. There's nothing funny about a tearful Peter Andre fan being pictured with Peter Andre while wearing a Peter Andre T-shirt. But there is.
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Open Image ModalNo one had the heart to stop George from picking up his pasta and meatballs with his hand.
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Open Image Modal"No, I'm the coolest Prince." "No, I am.." And so it went on.
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Open Image ModalNicole Kidman suddenly realises she should have gone to the bathroom before the premiere.
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Open Image ModalWell, what have you, David?