(01 of22)
Open Image ModalBecause nothing asserts your masculinity like going out for a stroll with your newborn son. Topless. Walking a Yorkshire terrier. (credit:Splash)
(02 of22)
Open Image ModalBarack Obama - still got it. (credit:PA)
(03 of22)
Open Image ModalDavid Cameron? Not so much. (credit:PA)
(04 of22)
Open Image ModalJose Mourinho - never knowingly underwhelmed. (credit:PA)
(05 of22)
Open Image Modal"You shall not pass!" Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan enjoy an NBA game. With no passing.
(06 of22)
Open Image ModalFirst rule of getting an NME award? Don't talk about getting an NME award break it.
(07 of22)
Open Image ModalHuddersfield Giants' Aaron Murphy is given a helping hand by Hull KR's Travis Burns. (credit:PA)
(08 of22)
Open Image Modal"Yes, the peasants are over there, your royal highness..." (credit:PA)
(09 of22)
Open Image ModalGeorge Osborne - man of the people. Rich people, that is.
(10 of22)
Open Image ModalHigh five! In a slightly scary way!
(11 of22)
Open Image Modal"And I said to him - David. David, I said..." But sadly, the Queen has heard it all before. (credit:PA)
(12 of22)
Open Image ModalThe Skiing Human Centipede - sadly the most unbroadcastable of Winter Olympic sports. (credit:PA)
(13 of22)
Open Image Modal"Our five secret weapons are..." Cameron wasn't impressed with Ed Miliban's 'Spanish inquisition' reenactment. (credit:PA)
(14 of22)
Open Image ModalStill, it was better than Douglas Alexander's 'You're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy' routine with Clegg. (credit:PA)
(15 of22)
Open Image ModalPharrell Williams still wearing that hat? Still funny. (credit:PA)
(16 of22)
Open Image ModalIs it just us, or has Louis Tomlinson turned into a 1980s German exchange student?
(17 of22)
Open Image Modal"I'm getting the colour blue... and the letter H... and a run for President in 2016." Hillary wowed the crowd with her new-found medium techniques. (credit:PA)
(18 of22)
Open Image ModalTo be honest, we think we'd be this upset if someone turned up in the same outfit as us, too.
(19 of22)
Open Image ModalOne of these is a one-dimensional figure. The other is a Simpsons character. (credit:PA)
(20 of22)
Open Image ModalMeanwhile, back at the NME awards, Lily Allen tries to stop Deborah Harry breaking hers, too. (credit:PA)
(21 of22)
Open Image ModalBecause fingers are useful things when it comes to meeting politicians...
(22 of22)
Open Image Modal...although they can be hazardous, too.