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How Old Is Too Old To Trick-Or-Treat?

18 Ways To Know You're Too Old For Trick-Or-Treating
Ryan Barrell
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Halloween is the one time of year when children are encouraged to beg strangers for sweets, and adults are expected to provide them, at risk of being up all night cleaning eggs and toilet paper out of the gutters.

But how do you know you're too old for it?

you know you're too old for trick or treating when (LIST)
Your costume might leave you with hypothermia because it's so skimpy(01 of18)
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Someone threatens to put you on the sex offenders register(02 of18)
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Your significant other chose your costume for you(03 of18)
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Your costume is a pop culture reference(04 of18)
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You hope SOMEONE is handing out little bottles of booze instead of sweets(05 of18)
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You're forced to find a costume that fits in with your facial hair...(06 of18)
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...or your cleavage.(07 of18)
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You feel like you're getting away with something(08 of18)
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You're fairly sozzled by the time you actually go trick-or-treating(09 of18)
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Your costume is high tech(10 of18)
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People have already told you YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR TRICK OR TREATING(11 of18)
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You had to convince your friends it was a good idea(12 of18)
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Your costume consists of a single item you bought from the off licence at the last minute(13 of18)
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You remember when Batman looked like this:(14 of18)
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The only costume you could find in your size makes you look genuinely ridiculous(15 of18)
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You actually look truly scary, like you might have already killed someone(16 of18)
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You've considered the feminist discourse behind your costume(17 of18)
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You're wearing M&S under your costume(18 of18)
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