If you've ever felt under pressure from one of those 'life plan' things that tell you what you should be doing/where you should be living/how many children you should have by the age of 20/30/40 etc - perhaps, specifically, from this one in the Daily Mail - then hopefully you'll be able to both relate to and take comfort from this rather more realistic version. It comes courtesy of @AngryFlatCap, and we think he's got it pretty much spot-on...
Life Goals: An Honest Guide To What You Should Have Achieved By When
Finally, An Honest Guide To The Essential Life Goals