If The Scottish Referendum Was like The Crimean One
There would be British tanks and troops on the streets of Scotland(01 of13)
Scottish voters would have just 10 days to make up their minds(02 of13)
David Cameron would try to win over Scottish voters by going topless...(03 of13)
...and riding horses(04 of13)
The Union Jack would be hanging in every polling station(05 of13)
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Scottish ballot papers would be highly visible(06 of13)
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(HIGHLY visible)(07 of13)
National TV coverage would be courtesy of BBC London...(08 of13)
...and would show lots of scenes of this...(09 of13)
...no scenes of this...(10 of13)
...and a BBC London news anchor would say that the UK is the only country capable of turning another country into radioactive dust(11 of13)
(He'd also say that David Cameron is turning Vladimir Putin's hair grey.)
An incredible 96.8% of voters would choose to be part of the UK(12 of13)
Scotland would find itself part of a country run by Russian oligarchs(13 of13)