Hey, lady! This guy's got something he wants to say to you. But he doesn't have a lot of time so he's going to text instead of speaking. What could possibly go wrong?
The really rather funny video above - which comes courtesy of Above Average Network - depicts a relationship played out in autocorrected texts. So "I come back to see the girl I adore" becomes "I comb back to see the grill I adore". You get the idea?
And if you like this sort of thing, you'll probably enjoy browsing our slideshow of more recent amusing autocorrects. Be warned, though: there's some NSFW language lurking in there...