Brighton's Christmas Lights Contain Rude Images And Hidden Messages (VIDEO)

WATCH: Who's Tampered With Brighton's Christmas Lights?

Cover your eyes, kids! It looks like some joker's been messing about with the Christmas lights in Brighton. And now... snigger... one of them... giggle... looks like a... titter.... GREAT BIG WILLY.

Ahem. Sorry. We really need to compose ourselves. It's not funny in the slightest. Imagine looking up to see that looming down on you. It's really no laughing matter.

What IS, however, are the secret messages that someone's also hidden Brighton's festive light display. Keep watching the video above to see exactly what they are...

...and when you're done, feast your eyes (and ears) on this little lot:

(Via The Poke)