We're sure we're officially obliged to issue some kind of 'don't try this at home' warning at this point. But stuff it. Because if we had a daughter, and a vacuum cleaner, we're sure we would try this.
Yes, you might think that you're a dab hand with a Hoover. But until and unless you've tried crafting an instant, self-sealing ponytail with one - like this fella above - then we fear you might still be an amateur.
That said, this dad has a fair way to go until he can call himself The World's Best Father - as per the very wonderful Dave Engeldow here:
(Via Tastefully Offensive)