David Miliband's Resignation Letter (PICTURE)

LOOK: David Miliband's Full Resignation Letter

David Miliband is stepping down as a Labour MP and going to work for International Rescue in New York. Here's the resignation letter he wrote to Alan Donnelly, Chair of the South Shields Constituency Labour Party:

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(Obtained for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider and Simon Hume.)

David Miliband Funny
(01 of17)
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"You really think little Ed will one day be leader..."
(02 of17)
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"And then I told Ed, there's only room for one Miliband in this town" (credit:PA)
(03 of17)
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"Monica was here... and then Hillary knocked on the door" (credit:Alamy)
(04 of17)
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Miliband reveals what he learnt with Clinton (credit:PA)
(05 of17)
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"I've got this won..." (credit:PA)
(06 of17)
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David Miliband reacts as the leadership results are read out
(07 of17)
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Miliband attempts to strangle Ed in a large ditch attempt to run for PM (credit:Getty Images)
Plotting his revenge(08 of17)
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(credit:Getty Images)
(09 of17)
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Looks like it was one banana too many for this suit
(10 of17)
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David reveals his secret weapon in his bid for the leadership (credit:Alamy)
(11 of17)
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Did he really call her a "bigoted woman"?
(12 of17)
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"Damn that salmon mousse"
(13 of17)
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Poor Dave was nearly taken away when he was spotted trying to kickstart this bench
(14 of17)
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The best photo. ever.
(15 of17)
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Tired of politics
(16 of17)
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"I'm with stupid" (credit:PA)
An older, more political McFly(17 of17)
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"And I grabbed Sarkozy like zis..."