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Open Image ModalAlex Salmond unveils the first draft of his biography. (credit:PA)
(03 of25)
Open Image ModalIn the words of your new film: thanks for sharing, Pink. (credit:PA)
(04 of25)
Open Image ModalTry as they might, security couldn't hold back Toby Anstis. (credit:PA)
(05 of25)
Open Image ModalNick Clegg attempts to prove that politics is the new rock 'n' roll by doing his best Mick Jagger impression. (credit:PA)
(06 of25)
Open Image ModalWe're really not sure about Tesco's new 'back to school' range. (credit:Twitter: @DavyBhoy7)
(07 of25)
Open Image ModalWhat will Real Madrid do when they realise they've signed Gok Wan by mistake? (credit:PA)
(08 of25)
Open Image ModalNicole Richie: smaller than you'd think. (credit:PA)
(09 of25)
Open Image Modal"Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your money." (credit:PA)
(10 of25)
Open Image ModalDon't worry, that's a waxwork. No one would dream of doing such a thing to Angela Merkel. She's far too ticklish. (credit:PA)
(11 of25)
Open Image ModalMeanwhile, at London Fashion Week... (credit:PA)
(12 of25)
Open Image Modal...not everyone's having a great time. (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal"These are what poor people eat, do you say? They bloody marvellous!" (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalReaders, you'll be glad to know that she said yes. (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal"Now Miriam, I'd rather you didn't show the manifesto to everyone..." (credit:PA)
(16 of25)
Open Image ModalNow, Hangeland. Steve Sidwell's bottom isn't that bad, is it? (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalNow, there's a dress good enough to eat! Literally. It's made by Cadbury's. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalBecause some people want an iPhone so badly that they're willing to camp out and photograph people waiting for it. (credit:PA)
(19 of25)
Open Image ModalMind you, when you get greeted at the Apple Store like this...
(20 of25)
Open Image Modal...and leave like this, then who are we to mock?
(21 of25)
Open Image ModalRichard Branson launches a new Virgin mobile network in Argentina. Or is it Tooting?
(22 of25)
Open Image ModalA creature more terrifying than Godzilla attacks Taiwan. Possibly.
(23 of25)
Open Image ModalUsain Bolt - not impressed with tabloids.
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Open Image ModalCome on, now - given the chance, we'd all give David Cameron bunny ears. (And a dead arm.) (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalStill, Tuilagi did take it a bit too far.