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Open Image ModalThe only thing cooler than Sir Patrick Stewart? Sir Patrick Stewart IN A BATH, IN A LOBSTER SUIT. (credit:Twitter/SirPatStew)
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Open Image ModalWe feel your pain, sir. We really do. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalTony Blair. Still trying to come up with a good reason for the Iraq War. Still nothing. (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal"And if you pull that lever, ma'am... Off with his head!" (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMeanwhile, in Liverpool, a man gets the only job worse than holding a GOLF SALE sign. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalAltogether now: "Luiz/Has only got one ball..." (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalIs it just us, or is the England rugby team getting younger? Also: hairier? (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalChris Hemsworth prepares for his next Marvel action hero movie, 'The Gooseberry'. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalOf all the embarrassing photo opportunities... a puppet has ever had to take part in, this surely takes the biscuit. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalFun fact: Francois Hollande has his own special way of telling people he's hungry. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalA deer in Dublin park gets a head massage from a friendly crow... (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal...while Alistair Cooke makes feathered friends of his own.
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Open Image ModalWe really can't decided what our favourite Lady Gaga costume was this week. Was it 'the trifle sponge'... (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal...the 'flying crow'...
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Open Image Modal...or 'the Salvador Dali'? Well, at least she's making an effort for Movember. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalNow, we realise you're going to have to take our word for this. But that really is Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron-Cohen. No, really. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMan on the left in the stripey tie? Yep, we're with you. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalThe only thing better than a photo bomb? A photobomb by David Moyes. (credit:Twitter/SarahHolt1 )
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Open Image ModalSofia Vergara is goosed on the red carpet. Possibly. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalLondoners, this man is in charge of your city. We're sorry. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalMeanwhile, at the World Islamic Economic Forum, things are still going swimmingly. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalIt's Halloween! Which can only mean one thing. Animals being confused by pumpkins. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalSee? Confused.
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Open Image ModalSometimes, REALLY confused. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalThe Lib Dems: soft on crime. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalThe Chancellor was very confused. Where was the room for his chauffeur?! (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalChris Hadfield: astronaut, musician, Dublin marathon runner. Is there nothing this man can't do?!
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Open Image ModalIn New York, meanwhile, the pooches get dressed up in their finest Halloween costumes... (credit:PA)
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Open Image Modal...and sometimes make friends as a result. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalKaty Perry launches her new fitness DVD.
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Open Image ModalThe most terrifying thing you can carve into a pumpkin these days? SHARON OSBORNE. *shudders* (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalLadies and gentlemen, meet Caruso - the smartest dog on the planet. Or at least that boat. (credit:www.celebritydachshund.com)
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Open Image ModalWe can see where you're looking, little fella! (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalSuddenly, in the middle of his Q&A, David Cameron remembers he left the iron on. (credit:PA)
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Open Image ModalIn Rockbridge, Ohio, they take Halloween VERY seriously. Oh, yes.
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Open Image Modal"And what do YOU do?" asked the child. (credit:PA)