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18 Reasons Why Gwyneth Paltrow Is Different From Us

18 Reasons Why Gwyneth Paltrow Is Different From Us
The Huffington Post UK
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Now, we know it's hard to believe that the World's Most Beautiful Woman isn't like the rest of us.

But we've been clicking our way through Gwyneth Paltrow's "eminent lifestyle publication" - ie website - GOOP... and we have to break it to you: the super-famous, super-rich and super-slim Mrs Chris Martin does, indeed, have some rather different thoughts on life from the rest of us. Or at least from us. Which is maybe why she's super-famous, super-rich and super-thin, and we eat baked beans from a can in a rented flat.

For 18 wonderful insights into Gwynnie's head, click through our screenshots from GOOP below (full-screen mode recommended). From travel to cookery, fashion to fitness, Paltrow's got it all covered - in a rich/famous/beautiful kind of way...

18 Reasons Why Gwyneth Paltrow Isn't Like Us, According To GOOP
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1. She thinks this is normal attire for an evening at home with friends.
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2. The question "How many avocadoes is too many avocadoes a week?" exists on her website.
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3. She thinks we can afford to stay in this £1,876-a-night flat in London (minimum stay: three nights).
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4. She thinks this is a normal meal.
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5. She photographs her beer instead of drinking it.
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6. As soon as she wakes up on Christmas morning, she makes pumpkin and walnut bread.
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7. Her friends choose their flights by aircraft type and route (and they prefer the showers in the airline lounges at Singapore).
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8. Her pizza ingredients include squash blossoms, white truffle oil and homemade ricotta.
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9. She often ponders this question.
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10. She thinks this picture of a little girl looking sad in a bikini is OK.
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11. She thinks this picture of a little girl posing with one hip higher than the other is also OK.
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12. The day before people come over for dinner, she arranges the food in her fridge according to course.
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13. This is an average day at work for her.
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14. One of the best things she's ever done is to build a wood burning oven in the back yard...
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...no, really. Look.
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15. She uses the word 'rad'.
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16. She thinks that a $15,000-a-week chateau is “great for a family getaway”.
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17. None of the rest of us can get away with wearing this.
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18. Aerial yoga.
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