The One Direction Perfume Ad Gets The Subtitles It Deserves (VIDEO)

WATCH: Sing Along With The One Direction Perfume Advert!

A tip of the hat to Robin Flavell and Handface for this skewering of the world's favourite boy band, via the medium of their new 'Our Moment' fragrance advert.

12 facts learned from 1D's perfume advert
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1. Louis is so tiny, he fits inside a Kinder Egg.
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(No really, he's tiny. Look at him compared to this orange.)
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2. Niall sometimes doesn't realise which side of the camera he's on.
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3. Harry's hair only stays that way due to a permanent wind machine.
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4. Liam can fit a 1kg bag of forest fruits in his mouth at one time.
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5. Zayn doesn't care if you have hay fever.
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6. Louis has never seen an orange before.
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7. Liam has never seen a strawberry before.
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8. Harry has a nervous tick in his right eye.
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9. Liam has a third hand.
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10. Niall is very bad at acting.
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(No, really. He is.)
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11. Louis finds oranges strangely erotic.
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12. No one in One Direction has ever seen a bottle of perfume before.