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Owen Paterson vs Badgers
There is only one Owen Paterson.(01 of12)
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There are 11 species of badger.(02 of12)
Owen Paterson ran as a Conservative Party candidate in the 1992 General Election but failed to win a seat.(03 of12)
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A badger can run at speeds of up to 19mph.(04 of12)
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Owen Paterson publicly opposed the same-sex marriage bill.(05 of12)
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A badger has never publicly opposed same-sex marriage.(06 of12)
Owen Paterson has read books.(07 of12)
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A badger has been a character in books by Roald Dahl, Kenneth Grahame and Beatrix Potter.(08 of12)
Owen Paterson's wealth is estimated at £1.5m.(09 of12)
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A badger has no need for money.(10 of12)
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Owen Paterson can ride horses.(11 of12)
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A badger can move goalposts.(12 of12)
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