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12 Things Kate And William's Child Can Learn From Previous Royal Babies (PICTURES)

12 Things Kate And William's Child Can Learn From Previous Royal Babies (PICTURES)
Andrea Mann
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So a new royal life is about to enter the world - but what can Prince/Princess Yettobenamed learn from the lives of previous royal babies? Here are 12 essential lessons...

12 Lessons For The Royal Baby
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1. Corgis will be keeping an eye on you from birth. (credit:PA)
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2. You may quickly get bored of all the media attention. (credit:PA)
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3. Your parents may dress you like a girl, even if you're a boy. Just ask Prince Charles. (credit:PA)
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4. Alternatively, they will dress you like one of the Von Trapp children. (credit:PA)
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5. You may be upstaged by a younger sibling who will go on to compete in the Olympics. (credit:PA)
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6. But don't worry - you can in turn upstage a younger sibling with your superior waving skills. (credit:PA)
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7. Your christening gown will be the most enormous piece of clothing you will ever wear. (credit:PA)
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8. Those things pointing at you are paparazzi cameras. You will get used to them. (credit:PA)
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9. That said, it may take you a while to work out where those cameras are. (credit:PA)
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10. From a young age, you will be diverted by non-serious pursuits, such as rattles, diamond shopping and foxhunting. (credit:PA)
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11. Holidays will involve picnics in the grounds of your small country house. (credit:PA)
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12. You will mainly be looked after by other people. (credit:PA)

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