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6 Ways To Communicate When David Cameron's Snooper's Charter Has Banned All Technology

6 Ways To Communicate When David Cameron Has Banned Technology
Ryan Barrell
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As the techpocalypse looms and David Cameron looks set to ban WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger and literally anything that young people use, we thought we'd lay out a few ideas on how to communicate once all apps are rendered unusable.

6 Ways To Communicate When David Cameron Has Banned Technology (LIST)
Letters(01 of06)
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Ancient civilisations used to send emails using paper. They would print their message onto the bleached flesh of dead trees using a pen. Some houses still have addresses, which are like email addresses for buildings. A stamp is necessary, which can be bought if you can find a Post Office. (credit:Tetra Images - Daniel Grill via Getty Images)
Telegrams(02 of06)
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This high-tech method may soon face a ban under the Snoopers' Charter, so get your hands on one quick. Requires learning a confusing code and message delivery system, so is much like Twitter. (credit:SuperStock via Getty Images)
Hieroglyphics(03 of06)
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This method of communication comes from the ancient Egyptians. It involves carving emojis into walls so people who visit a location can see your message. Serves particularly well to replace Foursquare. (credit:swisshippo via Getty Images)
Smoke signals(04 of06)
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This method was honed by the Native Americans, using a primitive code to send hazy messages over a long distance, similar to Snapchat.
Carrier pigeon(05 of06)
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This lengthy process involves training a pigeon to deliver a handwritten note to someone far away. A primitive form of Facebook Messenger. (credit:Julia Shepeleva via Getty Images)
Face-to-face conversation(06 of06)
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An archaic and forgotten method of communication utilised by lost societies. Involves meeting with people and talking, similarly to a WhatsApp message. Group mode is also possible. (credit:Klaus Vedfelt via Getty Images)
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