Teen Has Sex With Hot Pocket, Films It, Gets Banned From Twitter And Vine
An American Posted Footage Of Himself Having Sex With One Of These
Huffington Post UK
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First, some background for those of you not familiar with American cheese-based snacks.
These are Hot Pockets...
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This is VERSACEPOCKET.
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This chap had sex with a Hot Pocket and then felt compelled to post it on Vine with no more motive than to achieve internet notoriety.
He said: "I just thought it was so f----n’ funny.
"I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot.
"I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'"
His mission to gain internet fame has been double-edged. On the one hand, you're reading about him so it worked, on the other he's now barred from Twitter and Vine.
The jury's out...
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