A-Jockalypse Now: Scots Tweeters Respond To Boris Johnson's 'Racist' Jibe

A #Jockalypse Now: Scots Warn Of The Irn-Bru Fuelled Day Of Reckoning
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Men in kilts carrying crates of Buckfast and Irn Bru will be heading to their choppers on Friday morning if Boris Johnson is to be believed after he warned of an impending "ajockalypse".

Cynical tweeters quickly embraced the term and warned of the forthcoming invasion of Westminster and the "chaos" that could be caused by a Labour-SNP coalition government.

Never a bunch to let a bumbling posh bloke from the English countryside get them down, Scottish tweeters jumped on #Jockalypse to poke fun at Boris.

So, this is what the world will be like when Nicola Sturgeon walks into Number 10 on Friday. You have been warned.

Nicola Sturgeon on the campaign trail
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) smiles after painting an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) paints an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) smiles after painting an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon paints an SNP logo on a plate at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon paints an SNP logo on a plate at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) smiles while painting an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) meets Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (L) paints an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 24: Conservative Party activists, wearing masks bearing the face of SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon, protest ahead of a speech by Labour leader Ed Miliband as he campaigns in the run up to the general election on April 24, 2015 at Chatham House in London, England. Ed Miliband accused David Cameron and other leaders of failing to provide sufficient post-conflict support to Libya, contributing partly to the crisis in the Mediterranean. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images) (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (C) paints an SNP logo on a plate by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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Scottish First Minister and Scottish National Party leader Nicola Sturgeon (C) sits by by Kitty Macdonald aged 3 at a pottery shop on the south side of Glasgow on April 24, 2015. She was campaigning with candidate Stuart McDonald who is standing in the Glasgow South constituency ahead of the UK general election on May 7. AFP PHOTO/ANDY BUCHANAN (Photo credit should read Andy Buchanan/AFP/Getty Images) (credit:ANDY BUCHANAN via Getty Images)
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LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 24: Conservative Party activists, wearing masks bearing the face of SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon, protest ahead of a speech by Labour leader Ed Miliband as he campaigns in the run up to the general election on April 24, 2015 at Chatham House in London, England. Ed Miliband accused David Cameron and other leaders of failing to provide sufficient post-conflict support to Libya, contributing partly to the crisis in the Mediterranean. (Photo by Carl Court/Getty Images) (credit:Carl Court via Getty Images)