11 Spoiler-Free Ways To Make Sure You Avoid 'Game Of Thrones' Spoilers

11 Ways To Make Sure You Avoid 'Game Of Thrones' Spoilers
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If you're like most of the British public today, you've woken up to a world of danger. The internet is full of 'Game Of Thrones' spoilers, the train is a-buzz with people talking about the finale and your office is a minefield of potential show-ruiners. Here's 11 ways to make sure you get yourself through today without having your evening viewing destroyed:

1. Burn every tech device you own in a huge bonfire

2. Invent time travel

3. Get so mind-blowingly drunk that you won't remember any spoilers you hear

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4. Don't stay in the same place for any period of time at all

5. Avoid literally anything with a screen

6. Just get on plane. To somewhere far, far away. Escape this spoiler-ridden country.

7. Cover your eyes and ears completely until you get home

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8. Seek medical help

9. Hide. Somewhere. Anywhere.

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10. Invent some sort of memory-wipe device

11. Do the smart thing and call in sick

Things You Didn't Know About "Game of Thrones"
Maisie Williams learned to sword fight left handed because Arya is left handed(01 of13)
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Emilia Clarke was covered in so much fake blood that she got stuck to a toilet seat. (02 of13)
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Oberyn would walk around his apartment in costume.(03 of13)
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"When I met Michelle Clapton, the costume designer, she put a mock robe on me fitted to my measurements and it was like putting the skin of the character onto my body. I took my mock robe home and I walk around my apartment with it on sometimes," said Pedro Pascal in an HBO Q and A. (credit:HBO)
Hodor is actually pretty talkative on set.(04 of13)
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The same actors may be fighting for the Starks and the Lannisters.(05 of13)
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When asked if he was in battles at the Wall and in other places in Westeros, "Game of Thrones" stuntman and Dove Men's Care Expert, Bobby Holland Hatton said, "Yeah, I mean I’m not sure how much I’m allowed to say, but I was in Spain doing stuff, and I was in Belfast doing stuff." (credit:HBO)
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