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Happy Canada Day! Here Are 9 Reasons Why Canada Is Better Than Britain

9 Reasons Why Canada Is Better Than Britain
Andrea Mann
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Happy Canada Day, Canadians! While you get hopped up on Labbatt's and McCain oven chips, we're celebrating it in the most British way possible: by putting ourselves down in a self-deprecating manner.

Yes, here are nine reasons why Canada is greater than Great Britain...

9 reasons why Canada is better than Britain
1. Their mounted police wear jolly bright red jackets and Pharrell Williams hats(01 of22)
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(credit:AP)
Our mounted police wear helmets and skirts(02 of22)
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(credit:Getty Images)
2. The Canadian flag has foliage on it(03 of22)
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FOLIAGE!(04 of22)
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The British flag has no foliage on it(05 of22)
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(Although it can be adapted to have a football team's name on it)(06 of22)
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3. This is Canadian wildlife...(07 of22)
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(08 of22)
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(09 of22)
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This is British wildlife(10 of22)
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4. Canada is a safe distance from the royal family(11 of22)
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We can't bloody escape them(12 of22)
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5. These are hills in Canada(13 of22)
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These are hills in Britain(14 of22)
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6. This is a snowfall in Canada(15 of22)
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This is a snowfall in Britain(16 of22)
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7. When Canada competes in its national sport at an international level, this is a typical outcome(17 of22)
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When a British team competes in its national sport at an international level, this is a typical outcome(18 of22)
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8. Canada gave the world maple syrup(19 of22)
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Britain gave the world golden syrup(20 of22)
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9. Canada gave the world Ryan Gosling(21 of22)
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Britain gave the world Ryan Giggs(22 of22)
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