"People say terrible things to us all the time," says comedian Claire Ayoub. "If you're like me, you think of the perfect comeback three days later while boarding a plane to Antarctica."
But here's the good news: thanks to Ayoub's videos, you need never wait such a long time again.
From babies to women drivers, check out her perfect putdowns for any occasion in episode 1 above, and 2 and 3 below: