We can think of no finer way to celebrate England, our England, than to think about what's wrong. And to think about the weather. And to think about what's wrong with the weather.
English problems
Loving Nicola Sturgeon but being unable to vote for the SNP(01 of11)
The clue's in the 'Scotland' bit.
Loving children, but hating them in public places(02 of11)
They're sweet, and everything. But only in private.
Having no idea what to do when somebody kisses us on the cheek(03 of11)
Will they leave it at that? Or will they go in for a second one on the other cheek? What if it's accompanied by a half-hug? OH THE HORROR. (credit:PA)
English football(04 of11)
Thirty years of hurt, etc etc.
That this man is one of us...(05 of11)
Sorry, but he is. (credit:PA)
And this man...(06 of11)
Him too.
And this man(07 of11)
We can only apologise. (credit:PA)
Not being able to get on the property ladder in London(08 of11)
Or anywhere else, for that matter. (credit:PA)
Being unable to resist a good pun...(09 of11)
See what they did there?!
...or a double entendre(10 of11)
*Sniggers* (credit:Imgur)
The North/South divide(11 of11)
Thanks, @TechnicallyRon, for showing us the Google autocomplete truth.
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